{Cuddling}
Mr. BUB: You never cuddle me.
Me: I could cuddle you now.
Mr. BUB: Yeah right.
Me: No, I could.
Mr. BUB: Okay!
Me: …are you coming over here?
Mr. BUB: No, you have to be big spoon.
Me: No, YOU have to be big spoon.
Mr. BUB: Ugh. Fine.
{In Trouble}
Mr. BUB: Wahhhhh…
Me: You’d better hush. You don’t get Skeeter privileges.
Mr. BUB: WHAT?!
Me: As in, she can cry without getting in trouble. You can’t.
Mr. BUB: Oh, okay…
Me: Did you think I was taking your child away for that?!
Mr. BUB: Well, I thought it was a little harsh…
{Skeeter throwing a fit in NICU}
Skeeter’s Doctor: Is that your child making all that noise?
Mr. BUB: Of course.
Skeeter’s Doctor: I’m sure glad she’s not going home with me. She’s cute, but she sure is loud!
Mr. BUB: You can’t have her anyway!
{Pregnancy Swelling- Reversed}
Me: Guess what?!
Mr. BUB: What?
Me: I got my rings back on!
Mr. BUB: That’s good- just make sure they don’t get stuck.
Me: …yeah…that’s a good idea…
Mr. BUB: They’re stuck, aren’t they?
Me: Well, I wouldn’t use the word ‘stuck’…
