I'm PMSy, my screaming toddler just slapped me in the face, and I saw the look you gave me. Say something, I dare you.
To the toddler:
I will always love you, even if you did slap me. Now, lets get those teeth broken through so your temper evens out again, k?
To Mother Nature:
You're two-for-two with the whole "I'm going to give you PMS and make your toddler teethe at the same time." Pull that again and I will hunt you down.
To the Houston Zoo:
Have you ever considered having babysitters on staff so when the toddler melts down, the rest of us can enjoy the zoo? Or at least selling benedryl in the gift shop so she can sleep while we enjoy it?
I can't find anything under "cardio" that covers carrying a flailing toddler out of the zoo to our car. Can you fix that, please?
Okay, so the zoo trip wasn't a complete waste. We did have some fun. I am glad we signed up for the membership, so we can go back anytime now.