Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Even Spiders?

Mr. BUB and I have been looking at some land out in the boonies.  Because while we love our current home, we would secretly love to just go off the grid.  Except, I would like my "grid" to include Target.  And mani/pedis.  And red moscato (a new addiction).

Anyways, so we were out looking at gorgeous live oak on the land when I spot an enormous spider sitting in the middle of his even bigger web.  Being the good wife I am, I casually guided Mr. BUB away without freaking him out gasped and said "I need you to slowly back away from the tree."  Which of course, resulted in...

someecards.com - That Moment When You Walk Into A Spider Web... And ...Instantly Become a Ninja

...or Mr. BUB freaking out while I nearly pee myself laughing. 

Does this make me a bad wife?


Later on, this conversation happened...
Mr. BUB:  I love the smell.  I love dead trees.  I love live trees.  I love bugs.
Me:  Even spiders?
Mr. BUB:  Even spiders.  Because they taught me how to fear.


11 comments:

Jennifer said...

OMG I would die seeing a big spider. I hate bugs!!

Jo said...

We've learnt to share our house with the spiders .... price of living in the country.

They are still not very popular

Meghan @ Shine On said...

As always, me = laughing. Too funny!

Ech and Will said...

Spiders suck! One came down from the ceiling and stopped just above my husband's face. Now he does an arm sweep over the bed before we get in.

Sarah E. said...

Oh my gosh! I seriously would read a book full of your all's conversations. You all are so funny! :)

Sarah E. said...

Side note: I do not love spiders. I had a brown recluse sitting on my lamp on my night stand right by where the switch to turn it off is. I don't know why it was there, but I can only assume it was going to try and murder me when I turned my light off. Needless to say, my husband was woken up at 2am (I was reading) to kill it before it killed me.

Amber said...

HAHAHA! Teaching you how to fear is a good thing, I guess :)

Red moscato?! Must try!

Julie said...

That's hilarious!

Meg O. said...

Ah, Mr. BUB. The wise man.

Bubblymuppet said...

LOL!! Love it. Also love red moscato. All moscato in general, really =)

tara said...

i kinda hate you for wanting to move farther away..

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