Thursday, September 13, 2012

Life With the BUBs

{My poor immune system}
Mr. BUB:  Maybe I should breastfeed Skeeter, so she's getting my antibodies.
Me:  (no words)
Mr. BUB:  Please don't tweet that.

{Honey Boo Boo}
Mr. BUB:  So Honey Boo Boo did do something good...she gave us the quote "You better redneckognize!"
Me:  Do not quote Honey Boo Boo ever again.

{Makeup}
Me:  So my makeup bag fell off the counter & my NARS blush busted.
Mr. BUB:  How much does that cost?
Me:  $28
Mr. BUB: Holy cow!  That's too much.  I'll make you blush from acorns and squirrel poop.  It'll be organic, so all of your friends will want it too.

13 comments:

Amanda said...

That last one is priceless! I won't ever tell M how much my Bobbi Brown makeup costs. Fortunately, I don't buy makeup often :)

Julie said...

That's awesome! On the topic of Honey BooBoo, I don't have cable so I don't watch her show but I caught an article on her in one of the latest US Weekly magazines and that family is unique to say the least.

Phil and Darby Hawley said...

I always love these posts! Your husband is hilarious!

Amber said...

Hahaha, Nate is always saying "Don't put that on twitter/Instagram" - they know us too well ;)

Myra said...

I laugh out loud every time I read Life with the BUB's moments :) The last one especially - hilarious!

Amie Dirkschneider said...

Very funny! Just found your blog, and can't wait to read more and follow along! The last one is totally typical husband talk, mine would not be happy if he realized how much some of my makeup and accessories costs me...lol!

Amie
http://www.eatprayloverun-amie.blogspot.com

Bubblymuppet said...

I saw a tip somewhere that you can repair blush/bronzer by adding alcohol (like vodka or something) making it into a paste and then letting it reharden and it'll be solid again. Perhaps you can google it and tell Mr. BUB you saved money ;-)

Erin said...

Hahaha probably one of my favorites. I swear y'all have the funniest conversations!

Sarah said...

"Please don't tweet that." Bahahaha!!! I love it when husbands say that!

Mine frequently reminds me that mascara is "bat poop." Whatever, dude. =P

tara said...

NARS blush breaking is one of the saddest things that could happen!

Kathleen said...

Pretty sure these are my all time favorite of your posts. I'm always cracking up at by the end! :) Y'all are too funny!

Rebekah said...

Haha I love reading these!

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

So when is Mr. BUB starting his organic cosmetic line? ;)

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