Tuesday, August 28, 2012

If you follow me on Twitter...

If you follow me on twitter, you know...

I don't take lip.

My child sleeps through the night.
My cat?  Not so much.

I have awesome friends.

My hubby is a true romantic.

My tweets are deep and thought provoking.

I'm a shopaholic.

9 comments:

Jo said...

If you find a home for your cat I need a home for 3 dogs who also do not sleep through the night.

Amber said...

Ahahaha, obese like America. Love it!

Bubblymuppet said...

I'll take the kitty! I need an alarm clock that I can't shut off ;-)

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

I am so obsessed with your posts. Bahaha!

Shelley said...

Haha! You so funny! ;)

Katie said...

Ha! Love these! My cat is banned from our room because she bites me when I'm sleeping. Now she just pounds on the bedroom door for ridiculously long periods of time. It only wakes me up, not my husband, so eventually I get up, go yell at her to stop (which often wakes the dogs up - yay), and climb back in bed. She stops for a few minutes and then starts right back up.
If you find any takers, ask them if they are interested in a homicidal, ninja, door banging kitty as well.

Jennifer said...

I love Zulily too!

tara said...

following you on twitter has taught me that you're a dirty hooker.

Kenzie Smith said...

Oh gosh your tweets have me in stitches! That first one with your brother had me laughing pretty hard! Glad I'm a follower :D

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...
Blogging tips