Monday, June 11, 2012

Pimpin.

The following conversation took place via chat, but since it's a little lengthy, I've decided to type it up instead of using screen shots...

Me:  I'll check on it when I'm done pimping.
Me:  I'm not even going to correct that typo.  My phone seems to think I'm more likely to pimp that pump.  I don't know if that's a compliment or not.
Mr. BUB: Ya well you are a seasoned hooker who finally saved up enough money to buy her own pack of hoes.  But instead of running the streets you purchased a nice town home on park avenue and run a brothel that caters to only high income clients.  The girls love you and respect you like a second mother.  I'm pretty sure that you have a few cops and a judge or two in your pocket because they tend to leave you alone.
Me: I'm an awesome pimp.
Mr. BUB:  ummm...Madam is the correct term.
Me:  You and your technicalities.

17 comments:

Jo said...

Ha ha ... we also have conversations like this

Nikki said...

There are seriously no words for this! Love it!

tara said...

You ARE a seasoned hooker. He speaks the truth.

Katie said...

Oh my gosh... This sounds exactly like what my fiancee would say! Hahahaha. Love it.

Whitney said...

This wins for favorite post of your ever. Amazing. (I think I'd be one of your hoes if you were my madam. BAHA!)

Katie said...

I can't believe some of the words my iphone insists on changing. Apparently, I'm not allowed to type "um" because it always changes it to "I'm," then it randomly changes everyday words to ridiculously obscure ones. Iphone and I need to have a chat about my texting needs, and it's buttinski-ness.

Kenzie CBMommyhood said...

Haha that is fantastic! Too funny :D

Monica said...

Love it!

Amanda said...

Bahahaha such a mother effin' p-i-m-p. Correction: Madam ;)

Claire Kiefer said...

HA! Autocorrect is bizarre . . .

Christianna said...

Hahahahaha sometimes, only sometimes, aoutocorrect gives birth to an awesome conversation. This is one of those times!

Cole said...

Hahaha! That's awesome!

Meg O. said...

Oh dear. I love y'all. Hahaahahahahahaha

Heather said...

I seriously LOL'd at this. Ya'lls convo's never cease to crack me up!

Cary Dale Taylor said...

I love y'alls conversations! I'm holding out for that kind of guy! ;)

Katie Wall said...

That's like a really weird game of MASH lol, and by weird, I mean awesome.

Kristen said...

I just started following your blog and I'm sop glad I did! You are hilarious!

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