Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Please come forward.

Okay, if you found my blog using one of the following searches, please come forward.

  • Want to lactate- Well...are you female?  I recommend having a baby...
  • Blonde Tara in jeans pics- Yes, I'm friends with Tara.  Yes, she's blog famous.  Let's move on, folks.
  • I can outburp- Okay, I'm a little proud of this one.  But sadly, my burping abilities went away when I gave birth...
  • Polo shirt porn- Um...is this really a festish? Actually, don't answer that.
  • How tall is Adam Levine?  5'10".  Which means we're the same height.  But he was very supportive during my pregnancy, so all is good.  Also, I like his dimples...
  • How tall is Ryan Gosling?  While I appreciate the idea that y'all are coming to me for celebrity information, Ryan gave me gestational diabetes, so we're not discussing him on here.  Okay, so I didn't end up having gestational diabetes & I may have overreacted, but still...
  • What shoe size does Blake Shelton wear?  Umm...what's on your mind?  Fine, I'll ask him the next time we go out.
  • www.eroticblonde.com- I read one of the 50 Shades of Gray books (didn't even enjoy it!) and these are the kind of search results I end up with??

14 comments:

Myra said...

Hilarious!

C Turn said...

Holy.... THIS IS AWESOME. I know I can't remember how I found your blog originally but I SWEAR it wasn't through Google!!!

Alana Christine said...

bahahaha. I love looking at the search words for my blog!

Lindsey @ Running Down A Dream said...

Wow! This is hilarious and mildly disturbing!

Amber @ A Little Pink in the Cornfields said...

Teeeheee, the 50 shades comment cracked me up. Luckily I haven't gotten any weird searches yet - but then again, I haven't looked lately ;)

Nichole said...

hahahahahaha! I find this hysterical

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

This is hilarious! I love it! You get really interesting searches! Mine are never that fun!

Amber said...

Hahaha, your commentary is HILARIOUS! I absolutely love looking at what bring people to my blog. Sometimes it's a little nerve wracking though.. once the term "amber is on my shit list" showed up, eeeek!

tara said...

Your followers need to fess up! You know some of the people who googled this stuff are reading now!

tara said...

Your followers need to fess up! You know some of the people who googled this stuff are reading now!

Southern Gorgeous said...

That's hysterical!

Cami said...

Hahaha I love your commentary...cracking up here!!!!

Emily said...

These are so funny. I keep wanting to do a post like this as well!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

These are too funny!!

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