Thursday, May 31, 2012

Life With the BUBs

{Gas}
Mr. BUB:  I think Skeeter has gas.  You should probably get her drops.
Me:  Oh yeah?
Mr. BUB:  (passes gas)
Me:  OH my gosh, that's awful!
Mr. BUB:  You may need to change her diaper.
Me:  Did you seriously just pass gas and blame it on your child?
Mr. BUB:  Why do you say 'pass gas'?  Why don't you say 'fart'?
Me:  I don't like that word.
Mr. BUB:  Do you have PFSD?  It's like PTSD, but Post Fart Stress Disorder.

{Playing COD}
Mr. BUB:  I guess my microphone is broken. I'm saying awesome shit and no one is saying anything.

{Returning to Work/Ugly Cry}
Me:  Fair warning- I'm going to be weepy tonight.
Mr. BUB:  Don't show Skeeter your crying face.  She doesn't need that trauma this early in life.

{Mr. BUB's Guilty Pleasure}
Mr. BUB:  I will not be shamed by this. I love Cher.

Sidenote: There will be more about Mr. BUB's guilty pleasure next week.  And believe me, it'll be worth reading.

16 comments:

daniela said...

Re: COD... I don't think the microphone is broken ;)

daniela said...

Re: COD... I don't think the microphone is broken ;)

Kim said...

This is ridiculously funny! And the COD commment...I loved. Him and my husband would SO get along!!!

Cassandra Johnson said...

I'm pretty sure "Don't show Skeeter your crying face. She doesn't need that trauma this early in life" is my absolute favorite!!

Blaming farts on any & everyone else? I call that CMS - Classic Male Syndrome. Bless his heart! LOL

Sarah E. said...

Y'all are so hilarious :)

Myra said...

Hahaha, y'all are stinkin' hilarious!

Whitney said...

My hubby needs a Houston friend to play video games with! We need to set them up on a date! haha :)

Nichole said...

Hahaha, I would have died if my husband pulled that gas thing, lol! Hope your first day back was okay

Amber said...

I am dying! I seriously need to hang out with y'all together. Hilarious!

Katie said...

Oh poor Skeeter getting blamed for daddy's gas! Lol! I don't like the word fart either...little girls "toot"!

Christianna said...

Oh man, you guys crack me up!

Oh and tell BUBs that I like Cher too!

Tracy @ Honey and Nutmeg said...

Love this all. Hilarious! I have seen other bloggers trying to do a similar post and they can never measure up to urs!

Shelley said...

Hahaha I love the one about you crying.

Ashlee Miller said...

HAHAHA she doesn't need trauma this early in life.

Sara said...

Hahaha, I love your conversations with your hubby! You guys crack me up!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

We say "Pass gas" too! I hate the word fart.

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