Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Don't Judge.

Don't judge me, but...
  • Apparently when I learn my dogs are missing, I respond by knocking on neighbors' doors- infant carrier in hand- and asking if they know "where my babies are." Yep, I'm now that neighbor...
  • It took me a couple minutes to realize a picture I took for instagram included a pacifier...in my cleavage.

  • I needed a pep talk from Mr. BUB before I attempted trimming Skeeter's nails again.  You'll be happy to know all of her fingers are still intact this time.
  •  I don't even have the smallest clue what is behind this whole "Call Me Maybe" Youtube video craze...And I think that means I'm no longer cool...
  • I recorded an entire vlog over the weekend...and my microphone was turned off.
  • I don't have a clue how to turn my microphone on... 
  • I learned that the Child Lock was on in my car when I got in the backseat to feed Skeeter...and couldn't get out.  
  • I think outtake pictures of Skeeter are the funniest thing ever.


24 comments:

Michelle said...

HAHA!!! She is adorable!!!!!!!!

jennie said...

Pacifier in cleavage = pretty much the greatest thing I've seen this morning. Haha!! Our car is a kidnap-mobile, too! As in, the doors automatically lock once the car's turned on. And I'm still obsessed with the 1-month stickers! They're adorable!!

Vicki said...

That last picture is precious! And the caption is too funny! :-)

DaisyGirl said...

You are so funny!!! hehe!!!! I don't know whether I should admit it or not, but I don't even know what the "Call Me Maybe" Youtube video craze is. ha!!! :)

Tickled Pink said...

This was hilarious. I've totally done that childlock thing as well.. Oops!

Amanda said...

Why is Skeeter so darn cute?! Her outtake pictures are the best!

Nichole said...

Hahaha, you really do crack me up. I get that stupid song stuck in my head, OFTEN. But I don't get the hype either, lol

Abbey S said...

Once I was leaving a grocery store and a mom was putting her little one in the back seat of her minivan. When she turned around she had the pacifier in her mouth and got super embarrassed that I saw but I was like, hey, I get it. You only have so many hands. Maybe you have to use your mouth occasionally. Or, you know, your cleavage. :)

Courtney said...

She is too cute!!

Myra said...

Those pictures made me laugh out loud! She is ADORABLE!!

Kim said...

I love the pacifier in the cleavage...that's is classic and something I would totally do!! And that song...drives me crazy! I can't stand it and it's everywhere! I don't get the hype whatsoever.

Dee DeTarsio said...

Skeeter is darling! And I love the pacifier pic! Good luck!

Christianna said...

Skeeter is sooooo cute!

I'm not sure how to turn my mic on either...

Amber said...

The Call Me Maybe song is annoying as hell, so you're not missing out!

LOVE those outtakes of Skeet, so adorable.

Jessica Renee said...

LMAO at the cleavage pacifier! Many a time has a paci gone missing only for me to find it sitting perfectly in my cleavage. hahaha!

Love the Skeeter outtakes!

Erin said...

HA! Love the out-takes of Skeeter. And I'm fairly certain pacifiers in the cleavage posted on the Internet is some sort of mommy right of passage. So, welcome. You're officially a mom ;)

J and A said...

ha love the cleav paci! :) Such cute pictures!! Such a little sweetie.

The Little Bit said...

:) I don't know about that thing on YouTube, either. And Skeeter is adorable! I'm bringing nail clippers to the hospital because I can't bear the idea of Bean scratching her face to smitherines while there... and I don't want to put the mittens on because it's going to be 100+ degrees. So... wish me luck on that one.

tara said...

I can't judge you for calling your dogs your babies, but I will definitely judge you for a pacifier in your cleavage.

Jeremy and Megan said...

Def been there about the pacifier AND child locks!! Lol I think it takes talent to be able to trim baby nails. Someone told me to try it when they are sleeping but I usually do it after bath time.

Krystal said...

this is an amazing post on so many levels.

Chelsea @ two twenty one said...

She is too cute! I didn't even notice the pacifier in your cleavage when you posted that pic on instagram.

Katie said...

Cleavage is the perfect place to keep the pacifier! And I have no idea where "call me maybe" came from either. Whatevs.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I would be terrified to cut a babies nails! I've watched my uncle do their 6 month olds and it's painful and scary to watch. Glad she made it through again this time.

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