Thursday, April 5, 2012

Life With the BUBs

{Cuddling}
Mr. BUB:  You never cuddle me.
Me:  I could cuddle you now.
Mr. BUB:  Yeah right.
Me:  No, I could.
Mr. BUB:  Okay!
Me:  ...are you coming over here?
Mr. BUB:  No, you have to be big spoon.
Me:  No, YOU have to be big spoon.
Mr. BUB:  Ugh.  Fine.

{In Trouble}
Mr. BUB:  Wahhhhh...
Me:  You'd better hush.  You don't get Skeeter privileges.
Mr. BUB:  WHAT?!
Me:  As in, she can cry without getting in trouble.  You can't.
Mr. BUB:  Oh, okay...
Me:  Did you think I was taking your child away for that?!
Mr. BUB:  Well, I thought it was a little harsh...

{Skeeter throwing a fit in NICU}
Skeeter's Doctor:  Is that your child making all that noise?
Mr. BUB:  Of course.
Skeeter's Doctor:  I'm sure glad she's not going home with me.  She's cute, but she sure is loud!
Mr. BUB:  You can't have her anyway!

{Pregnancy Swelling- Reversed}
Me:  Guess what?!
Mr. BUB:  What?
Me:  I got my rings back on!
Mr. BUB:  That's good- just make sure they don't get stuck.
Me:  ...yeah...that's a good idea...
Mr. BUB:  They're stuck, aren't they?
Me:  Well, I wouldn't use the word 'stuck'...

19 comments:

Tea said...

Love, love, LOVE these!!! Your family cracks me up! It can only get better as skeeter gets bigger! :)

Amanda said...

Always making me laugh :)

Sarah E. said...

LMAO! My hubs doesn't like being the big spoon either. :P

Miss Honey and Nutmeg said...

These are the best posts. I have seen some other bloggers try to mimic this and they can never measure up! TRUTH

LWLH said...

I'm usually the big spoon myself :)

Love these convo's.

Meghan @ Shine On said...

Ha! These made me giggle! I actually prefer being the big spoon - weird, I know! =)

Keep Shining,
Meghan

MallorysThoughts said...

These always make me giggle! Thank you for sharing!! :)

Myra said...

You two are stinkin' hilarious!
<3

Domesticated-Bliss said...

As always, endlessly entertaining :) I love the last one about the rings!

Rebekah said...

Haha, you guys are too cute. So funny that he thought you were taking Skeeter from him!

Christianna said...

You guys have an awesome relationship! It's awesome!

Vicki said...

LMAO I am dying over the 'in trouble' one :)

Cole said...

Hahaha! You two are adorable.

Whitney said...

You are always so hilarious! I really need to start documenting things like this too. My husband really says the darndest things... (also we've decided if people heard us saying some of the things that we do, we might get in trouble. lots of 'i'm gonna smack you!' i don't think they know we're kidding....)

Katie said...

Why don't men understand that THEY are supposed to be the big spoon?? That's why God made them bigger than us. Lol

Brhea {NoPlaceLykeHome} said...

Haha too funny! I am excited to be your newest blog follower!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

The big spoon cracked me up!!!

Megan said...

Y'all are so funny!! Love the sarcastic sense of humor!

Dee DeTarsio said...

Congratulations on Baby Skeeter! Sorry to hear things were a little scary at first, but I am so happy for you and your family--you will have so much fun with that precious baby! Take care of yourself!

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