Thursday, March 29, 2012

Never Ever (Part 2)

I started this while pregnant and thought it would be a shame not to finish it!


Things You Should Never Ever Say to a Pregnant Woman, Unless You're Feeling Super Brave.
Yeah, yeah, the title is a little long.  Say something about it.  I dare you.

Read part 1 here.

I asked y'all for submissions of things you heard while pregnant.  And you delivered.
My thoughts are in italics.
  • Are you sure there's only one in there?! (Submitted by Heather) Call me crazy, but I don't think the doctor would've missed an extra baby in there...
  • You're going back to work after?!? (Submitted by HeatherYeah, it's funny how those diapers & putting a roof over her head cost money.  Even funnier how money doesn't grow on trees.
  • You're carrying high/low- you must be having a boy/girl! (Submitted by Brittany) Oh, thanks for your input... 
  • I could tell you are pregnant by looking at your face.  (Submitted by Katie) If that's true, Clear Blue and EPT would pay good money for your secret.
  • When I was pregnant, my face never got fat.  Maybe you'll be that lucky with your next baby. (Submitted by Ashley Paige) ...I don't even have words for this...just maybe a fist to the face...

15 comments:

Molly @ Blonde Out Loud said...

LOL! Your comments for these are hysterical! Some people.

Michelle said...

LOL! Seriously there are some people that need to not say anything to a pregnant woman! I love your comments!!!

Emily said...

Hahaha! Some people.....

Krystal said...

Someone at my job actually already asked me -- so are you going to come back?! It's like uhhh duhhhh... I don't know. Made me feel like they were being too nosy! Blah.

Amber said...

ahahaha, your thoughts crack me up!

Meg O. said...

I think I heard most of those. Why do people ask the DUMBEST questions?!?!?!?!?!

Myra said...

Haha! Your commentary gave me a good laugh :) Some people are just...well, crazy.

caitlin said...

when i was at work on monday a co worker told me it looked liked my stomach was going to 'hit my ankles' and she meant it as a compliment ....

Celia said...

hehe your comments make me laugh. i don't think i have asked any dumb questions :) yay! i used to work in a pharmacy and the only thing i used to ask was when they were due, Moms usually lit up when we would ask them.

Heather said...

So glad I could be a help with this! Wait until she gets bigger... "What do you mean shes drinking FORMULA!?" or "She isn't walking at only 4 months old, really?" :)

Amanda said...

Bahaha the nerve of people! I wonder what would happen if they actually HEARD what came out of their mouths. Hope you, Mr. BUB, and Baby Skeeter are doing wonderfully! I adore the pictures of Mr. BUB and his little girl!

BG said...

SO RIDICULOUS. I think people who have never had a kid truly don't know what they're saying is wrong...but moms have no excuse! haha.

Jamie said...

Those are hilarious. When I worked in customer service, a girl I worked with had a baby, but still looked pretty pregnant for a few months afterward. I know it had to hurt her feelings horribly when regular customers would ask "When are you having your baby?" and she had to answer that the baby was born three months ago...and hopefully the customers learned their lesson about asking such stupid questions!

Suze said...

Oh yeah- people comment on my working all the time. Hate that!!

Wiz said...

I got a couple of those. Nothing was like a punch in the gut more though when people asked when I was due....after the baby was born. Bitches.

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