Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Life With the BUBs

{Leaving for work}
Mr. BUB: Are you ever going to pick up your shoes?
Me:  I'm going to punch you in the face if you ask again.
Mr. BUB: Love you, have a good day.
Me:  Love you!
Mr. BUB: Punching in the face isn't very nice.
Me:  Sometimes it is.

{Hormones & bedrest}
Mr. BUB:  You want a snack?
Me (sobbing): No thank you.
Mr. BUB:  What's wrong?
Me:  I'm so worthless!
Mr. BUB:  Your job right is to be worthless.  You're taking care of Skeeter.
Me: Okay, I'm hungry now.

{While playing video games}
Mr. BUB:  I just want you to know that I'm only playing video games so you'll feel less worthless about being on bedrest.  I'm just trying to be supportive.
Me: {Stink eye}

{The nursery}
Mr. BUB:  What's with all the little clothes in the closet?
Me:  There's a lot of them, huh?
Mr. BUB:  Are you planning to kidnap a munchkin or something?
Me:  Something like that.

14 comments:

Cait said...

hahaha! this is so cute :) sounds like me and my fiance ;)

Tea said...

Love them! You two crack me up! I think I missed why you're on bed rest? Are you alright? How's baby doing? Feel better!

Sarah E. said...

A lot of my comebacks involve "punch you in the face" towards my hubby. LOL

Amber said...

Hahaha, I love it, especially the punching in the face. Seriously.. he needs to quit asking so many questions!

Jules said...

kidnap a munchkin! love his comment about playing games, for YOU.

Jules said...

kidnap a munchkin! love his comment about playing games, for YOU.

Emily said...

I love these posts!

Katie said...

I've definitely used the "I'll punch you in the face if you ask me again" line before. Is that wrong? I mean, I don't have pregnancy hormones, but I have the PMS kind sometimes. That gives me a free pass, right?

Amanda said...

Love your conversations :) They always make me so happy, and I don't know why. I'm praying for you!

Mrs. Jenna Lou said...

Too cute!

Cole said...

Bahahaha! I love the kidnap a munchkin convo!

tara said...

*stink eye*

Kristine said...

I see your hubby didn't offer you cookie dough. Good thing you have me as a friend... whether you can have it yet or not... I got your back ;)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Haha, I love these!

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