Thursday, March 1, 2012

Life With the BUBs

{Pregnancy Symptoms}
Mr. BUB: Your burps are scary.  I mean, I don't think I could outburp you at 3 a.m. after spending the whole night at the bar.

{Later}
Mr. BUB:  I feel so emasculated when I burp now.
Me:  Because my burps are so awesome?
Mr. BUB:  Yeah!  I mean, your one the other day registered a 5.0 on the Richter scale.

{Sharing my precious Thin Mints}
Me:  If this isn't proof I love you, I don't know what is.
Mr. BUB: That, or you have six more boxes in the freezer.
Me: No.  Five.

{Eating at the Rodeo}
Mr. BUB:  You want a drink?
Me:  A margarita.
Mr. BUB (to the cashier): She'll have a lemonade.

{After Tuesday's post was written, I got busted}
Mr. BUB: Are you talking to yourself?
Me:  Whaaatttt?  Noooo...
Mr. BUB:  Your lips were moving, but you weren't talking to me.
Me:  Maybe...
Mr. BUB:  What were you talking to yourself about?
Me:  Ryan Seacrest.
Mr. BUB: You're insane.

27 comments:

Emily said...

BUSTED!

I, too, always know how many cookies are left :)

Jennifer said...

You guys crack me up!

Page Twenty-Two said...

Hahaha this is awesome - love this post! I like how you tried ordering a margarita...I would be the exact same way!

Sarah E. said...

I love these posts :) You all are silly!

Jules said...

ha- I love how he ordered you a lemonaid after you specifically requested a Margarita. such a buzz kill! :)

Jules said...

ha- I love how he ordered you a lemonaid after you specifically requested a Margarita. such a buzz kill! :)

Aubrey S. said...

As usual, your Life with BUBs post has me laughing out loud.

Belle Vierge said...

Girl Scout cookies = love. I missed the cookie sale dates in New York by a WEEK, and the Canadian version isn't the same. So I looked at cookie sale dates near my darling long-distance boyfriend... and he's now bringing me cookies in 10 days. :)

The Nerdy Katie said...

Y'all are seriously one of my favorite couples. I hope the little zombi killer is at least half as funny as y'all!

Ashlee Miller said...

HAHA you both are hilarious!

Amanda said...

Laughing out loud! You two are hysterical! I love it!

Emily said...

I am laughing out loud, this is hilarious

Katie said...

LOL - LOVE that last one!

tara said...

Yall are so weird. =/

Megan said...

Hahaha!! The last one made me laugh!! You are insane. Love it.

Amber said...

Y'all should have a burp competition and VLOG it! Team Heather!!!

Amber said...

Y'all should have a burp competition and VLOG it! Team Heather!!!

Meg O. said...

I should have had 5 other boxes of thin mints in the freezer. That's genius!

Y'all are so hilarious.

Kara said...

You two are hilarious! I LOVE reading about your conversations, I die laughing every time! :)

Danielle said...

Hahaha. You are too funny. Love your blog. Newest reader!

Shelley said...

Hahaha I love these posts!

Katie said...

Ha! He knows you and your thin mint addiction so well... :)

christine donee said...

love. this.

more! more!

Casey said...

I love when you share things your hubs says - he reminds me of my own!

Obviously I'm already a reader (a loyal one! :)) but I came back to this postwhen Kara from All in a Row{e} linked to for my link up Lots of Link Love.

http://inarowe.blogspot.com/2012/03/lots-of-link-love.html

Lots of Link Love is a biweekly link up inspired to share the love between bloggers and work towards a positive community of fabulous bloggers such as ourselves! ;)

http://www.stresscasey.blogspot.com/2012/03/lots-of-link-love.html

I would love if you shared Lots of Link Love with your readers (there's a button you can share at the end of an unrelated post if you'd like!) and would be overjoyed if you considered linking up with me for the next Lots of Link Love on Thursday, March 22!

Casey
http://www.stresscasey.blogspot.com

PS. Can't wait to send out your swap package!! :)

kimberly rae said...

ahahah! love this!!!

Courtney B said...

HAHA! Love you two :)

Caryn said...

I think you guys will be great parents! I love the - 'margarita/lemonade" comment. Just little things like that that shows how much he loves you. You guys are super adorbs.

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