Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Life With the BUBs (part 4)

{Pregnancy Brain}
Me: I didn't know you'd be here today.
Mr. BUB: I told you that yesterday.
Me: Really?
Mr. BUB:  Yes, right after we talked about the cop thing
Me: What cop thing?
Mr. BUB: Did yesterday just not happen for you?

{Pregnancy Smell, part 2}
Mr. BUB: You smell pregnant again.
Me: Okay, please explain this.
Mr. BUB: Pregnant smells like flowers, baby powder...and a little stinky...
Me: What?!

{Meeting blog friends}
Mr. BUB: So if I meet your blog friends, will the Mr. BUB mystery be affected?
Me:  Well, I imagine you'll just have to be as funny as you are on the blog.
Mr. BUB: hmm..
Me:  The pressure's on.
Mr. BUB: Ha.  What pressure?  I'm always awesome.

{Skeeter}
Mr. BUB:  I'm so glad we're having a little girl of our own.
Me: Me too.  She'll be a cutie.
Mr. BUB: Yep.  She'll be tall, beautiful, and she'll know how to punch boys right in the nads, so they'll cry if they try anything with her.

22 comments:

Michelle said...

LOL!!! "Did yesterday just not happen for you?!" LOVE it!

And the Mr. BUB mystery! HAHA

Love this "series" you have! :)

Michelle said...

LOL!!! "Did yesterday just not happen for you?!" LOVE it!

And the Mr. BUB mystery! HAHA

Love this "series" you have! :)

Michelle said...

LOL!!! "Did yesterday just not happen for you?!" LOVE it!

And the Mr. BUB mystery! HAHA

Love this "series" you have! :)

Meg O. said...

Haha!!!! Well I just know he is going to be awesome when I meet him.

And.. "nad" kicking... Too funny!!'

Lyndsay said...

I love "Did yesterday just not happen for you?" LOL....that's great! This series is great! :)

Phil and Darby Hawley said...

hahaha you and Mr Bubs are pretty hilarious!

Mateya said...

Too funny! :)

Jennifer said...

He is too funny! The I'm always awesome comment made me think of Barney on How I Met Your Mother, lol.

Heather at 123 said...

Pregnancy brain conversation-an everyday occurance in our household.

Pregnancy smell conversation-I might have to do what Skeeter suggested baby girl is going to do to boys who try anything!

Nichole said...

Hahaha, "Did yesterday just not happen for you?" and finally pregnancy smell explained...sort of?

Miss Chelsea said...

"She'll know how to punch boys right in the nads" -priceless HA!

Katie said...

Sometimes I say pretty much the exact thing to my husband, "Were you not in the same place that I was?" or "Do you even remember buying our house?" I swear it's like he's there, but he isn't - he has such a terrible memory! The "you smell pregnant" thing cracks me up! Except the "stinky" part. LOL

Crystal Faye said...

cutest blog! Newest follower! Love your blog! :)

Jules said...

he said you stink?! I'll kick his butt for you

Jules said...

or- maybe the kneecaps

Monica said...

So funny!

Katie said...

Too funny!! That was pretty much what Donny said about meeting my friends-- that he would be awesome. Lol.

I love the "did yesterday just not happen for you?" Hahahha!!

Katie said...

Hilarious! I can see that being the smell of pregnancy...except I don't get the stinky part? LOL

DC Girl in Pearls said...

In response to Mr. BUB's commentary on having a little girl, my father was the EXACT same way with me. Being Daddy's little princess isn't such a bad gig!

tara said...

let's be real honest.. he's not THAT funny. :)

Jessica Renee said...

"Did yesterday just not happen for you?" Hi-larious! I love these! Y'all are too funny.. Ronnie gives me a hard time about forgetting stuff too, it's so bad!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Haha! I love the last one.

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