Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Life With the BUBs (Part 3)

{Talking to the bff}
Me: Well, I haven't set Mr. BUB's Xbox on fire yet, so that's good...
Julie: His what?!
Me:  His Xbox...
Julie: Oh!  I thought you said ex-girlfriend.
Me:  Well, I haven't set her on fire either.
Julie:  That's good.  I hear there are no epidurals in prison.
Me:  Excellent point.

{Skeeter}
Me: Skeeter was kicking my bladder the whole ride home.
Mr. BUB:  Oh yeah?
Me: Yep.  She's grounded.  When she's 16 and wants to go out on Friday night, I'm telling her no.
Mr. BUB:  Good thing her Daddy is a pushover.  He'll say yes.
Me:  Ugh.

{Pregnancy brain}
Me:  When can I order the baby furniture?
Mr. BUB: I told you to buy it yesterday.
Me:  Really?
Mr. BUB: Yep...You really don't remember?
Me:  I forget a lot lately.
Mr.  BUB:  I know.  This is actually the third time you've asked about the furniture.

{Pregnancy}
Mr. BUB: You smell pregnant.
Me: What?!  How does 'pregnant' smell?
Mr. BUB: (walks away)

22 comments:

Michelle said...

LOL! You guys are seriously hilarious together! "Smell pregnant" .. I would have asked the same thing!

Phil and Darby Hawley said...

lol the conversations with your hubby are hilarious. Heather, you can go ahead and order your baby furniture ;-)

Melonie Campbell said...

Love it that he has already learned to, just walk away! Great Blog :)

Lyndsay said...

Haha....I love your conversations! They're hysterical! :)

Nichole said...

Ha, I remember you tweeting about the smelling preggo thing...Um, I wonder too?! LOL

Sarah @ Simply Sarah said...

Hahaha! I love your pregnant conversations! I'm glad that your husband's x-box hasn't been set on fire yet, either :)

Jennifer said...

OMG forgetting things is getting pretty damn annoying! There are times I stand up to go do something and I forget what it was.
Love the "grounded" thing lol.
And yea, how do you smell pregnant? Weird.

Amanda said...

That last comment just had me laughing out loud!

Amanda Faith said...

Aw!! Love all these! He's so funny. I threaten that she's grounded at least once a week. D was telling her at the anatomy scan if she didn't show us her "parts" then he was taking back all the little toys and books we've bought her and she was going to be grounded the day she gets here. Poor child.

Monica said...

Your conversations are pretty hilarious!

Ashlee Miller said...

Hahaha love these posts you do. I would really like to know what pregnant smells like.

Rebekah said...

Haha, pregnancy brain is in full force? :) I'm wondering what pregnancy smells like? That's a new one!

Aubrey S. said...

So, um, how does pregnant smell?

Shelley said...

Hahaha!

tara said...

I don't even want to know what pregnancy smells like...

Katie said...

Too funny! I want to know what "pregnant" smells like now! If you could figure it out, you could make millions and put pregnancy tests out of business!

Britney said...

I can totally hear Ben saying all those things... Hahaha!

star said...

lol! hilarious! in going to have to ask timmy if i smell pregnant! and I forget everything too! ;)

star said...

lol! hilarious! in going to have to ask timmy if i smell pregnant! and I forget everything too! ;)

Michelle said...

You smell pregnant?! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Epidurals in prison?!?! Geez!!! You need a sitcom!!!!!!

Thanks for helping me smile today, Heather!!! xoxo

Michelle (michabella) said...

Hahahaha. I love these convos :)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Haha! I always love these posts!

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