Thursday, January 12, 2012

Life With the BUBs (Part 2)

{Girl Scout Cookies}
Me: P is selling Girl Scout Cookies.  Do you want any for yourself?
Mr. BUB: Just order a couple boxes of Thin Mints for us.
Me: A couple?
Mr. BUB:  Okay, five boxes.
Me:  Do you know how many I bought last year?
Mr. BUB: More than five?
Me:  Obviously!

{Pregnancy Hormones}
Mr. BUB: You're going to bed in a few minutes.  Is it okay if I play Call of Duty?
Me (bursting into tears): Fine.  Go play your game.  
Mr. BUB:  What's wrong?
Me:  Nothing.  I hope you enjoy it.  I'm setting it on fire tomorrow.

{Coworkers}
Me: X just announced his wife's weight in the office.  For the record, if you ever do that, you will need that shotgun for self defense.

Speaking of the shotgun...
I snapped this picture of Mr. BUB over New Year's.
It's his way of preparing for the arrival of our little girl.



...and for the record, I'm sane enough to not actually set his Xbox on fire.  Obviously, that would require lighter fluid, which probably isn't safe during pregnancy.  After the baby's here, we'll see... 

24 comments:

Krystal said...

Good lord. My husband got an xbox for christmas but luckily no crazy games yet. Relief!

Michelle said...

HAHAHA!!!!! I'm not even pregnant and I tell my husband stuff like that about his PS3! I wonder what I'll be like when I am pregnant!!!! LOL!!!!

Nichole said...

Hahaha, I love it. At least he asked if he could play Call of Duty? LOL...My husband has been whining he doesn't have enough time lately to play games (sorry, we're "big kids" now, honey)

Sarah @ Simply Sarah said...

Hahaha! I laughed so hard at the PS3 thing. I can totally relate, and I'm not even pregnant!

tara said...

Lol. Yall are so goofy! I blame Ben for J playing xbox all the time. He hadn't touched it in months until Ben started playing!

Phil and Darby Hawley said...

lol this post has me literally l-o-l-ing

Ashleigh said...

these are too funny-- ay me, preggo hormones strike again

Vicki said...

HAHA ... I laughed out loud at this entire post! You crack me up :)

Kasey said...

I seriously love your conversations. I would read an entire blog devoted to that. hahaha.

asj said...

haha love it - and you reminded me... I need to find some girl scout cookies ASAP!

Ashlee Miller said...

Hahaha you should do write a book you two are hilarious.

Christina said...

Hahahah! I love it! Yeah, we definitely buy more than 5 boxes!

Rebekah said...

You guys are too funny. Dylan loves his Xbox and it's a good stress reliever for him. Thankfully he doesn't play too long on it!

ImarriedAtexan said...

omg your hormone conversations sound like my life...lol... I called MT at work and he said sweetheart I can't talk right now... I hung up the phone and started crying. What am I five!

Miss Oakley @ Observations by Miss Oakley said...

Ahahaaa! I love this! I did a blog on stuff my boo says a while ago...And I didn't really get any comments...So I started to wonder if posting our conversations was the best idea...I still don't know if it was a good idea but I really liked your post. I love conversations between couples.

TheUrbanUmbrella said...

hahahaha! Men and their xbox - they just love them! My boyfriend seems to be the exception! He doesn't seem to understand any gaming system except N64 hahah!


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Lindsay said...

I am the SAME way with my husband and the video games. I swear, I too want to light that thing on fire sometimes. Maybe one day it will "accidently break". :-)

SimplyHeather said...

LOL too cute - too funny!

Maura said...

hahah everyone should buy more than 5 boxes of girl scout cookies!!

Wiz said...

Haha!! Gotta love pregnancy hormones. My husband took the last granola bar when I was pregnant. I sent him a text and said something along the line of "you selfish piece of shit. You obviously dont care about me or the baby!" Fun times :)

Miss Honey and Nutmeg said...

LOVE the husband posts! Don't forget to stop by, I tagged you in 11 things about me!

http://honeyandnutmeg.blogspot.com/2012/01/11-things-about-me.html

Jules said...

Fire to the Xbox Party!!!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Lol! Girl scout cookies?!?!? I need to find one!!

Amanda Faith said...

Our friends gave us a huge box of baby girl clothes ..

me: you have to see this bikini natalie gave me! it's so cute

him: uh what? did you say a bikini?(the look was priceless)

me: yeah it's SO little and cute!!
him: are you trying to make me go crazy already. she is not allowed to wear bikinis.

me: it's for a newborn! it's too cute. babe, shes going to be born in the summer in texas.

him: i'm gonna use that cabelas giftcard from Christmas to buy another pistol, this is insane, shes already going to be wearing bikinis.


Poor guys.

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