Thursday, December 1, 2011

Life With the BUBs

There is rarely a dull moment in the BUB household.  
So I thought I'd share some random conversations- that actually happened- from our life.

{During the cat incident.}
Me: The neighbor's cat is trapped behind the water heater.
What Mr. BUB heard: The neighbor's cat crapped behind the water heater.
Mr. BUB: Just put a paper towel over it and I'll clean it up when I get home.
Me: Huh?

{Discussing Fantasy Football}
Mr. BUB: Tom Brady is going to score a ton of points today.
Me: Because he's hot?
Mr. BUB: ...yes...

{On the way home from the grocery store, Mr. BUB's 6 pack of beer became a 5 pack when I took a turn and one of the bottles busted all over my car.  Conversation starts when I get home.}
Me:  I'd like to introduce you to Shiner's new 5 pack of beer!  It's better than a 6 pack, because it has less calories.
Mr. BUB (groaning):  Where did you break the sixth bottle?  I'll go clean it up.

{Me being over-dramatic.}
Me:  Would you stop being a butt to me?!
Mr. BUB: How am I being a butt?
Me: You said you hate my cooking, that it tastes like poop, and you wish I'd go away.
Mr. BUB: There's a unicorn in the driveway.
Me: Huh?
Mr. BUB: I thought we're saying things that aren't true.
Me: Tara could have put a unicorn in the driveway.  I don't know.

25 comments:

Rorie said...

Hahhaah adorable!! My fiance says ridiculous things as well!!THey crack me up!

Meg O. said...

Y'all are so freaking cute. I think Mr. BUB and Greg would get along. Greg says the craziest freakin' things!

Nikki said...

I love it! Especially the last one. So funny!

Ashleigh said...

Bahahaha it's awesome to have a husband you can have random convos with!

Miss Honey and Nutmeg said...

I LOVE this! Soooooo funny! He knows you well!

xoxo

Jennifer said...

Love it. That is something I would say about Tom Brady lol.

Aubrey S. said...

That's hilarious...especially the way he knows that one of the beer bottles broke without you having to tell him.

Jennifer said...

You two are hilarious without even trying!!
This had me laughing!

Ashlee Miller said...

Hahaha you two are hilarious! The last comment about the cooking and unicorn made me LOL!

Kasey said...

hahahaha! I love those. The last one especially. That's hilarious.

Jennifer B said...

LOLlerskates!! So funny.

daniela said...

Hilariously enough, Tara WOULD put a unicorn on your driveway...lol

tara said...

Hahaha he better not be surprised if he finds a unicorn in the driveway sometime soon!!!

Katie said...

Those are hilarious! You sound a lot like me and my hubby! I especially like the last one. I need to start writing these things down when we have oddball convos like this. Most of them are too embarrassing to share though. LOL

Shelley said...

lol! awesome.

Miranda said...

haha these are hilarious! love the one about the cat :)

Tyana said...

Haha the unicorn one is hysterical!

Caroline said...

This made me laugh out loud. My husband has Tom Brady on his fantasy team too & I'm 100% sure we've had that same conversation.

Michelle said...

LOL!!!!!! Y'all adorable couple, you.

How's you feeling?!?!

Megan said...

Hahahaha!! These conversations cracked me up!! Y'all are SO cute!!

Jamie said...

Oh my gosh. So funny.

Phil and Darby Hawley said...

hehe these are funny! It was so nice meeting you today :-)

Katie said...

Hahaha-- these are hilarious. Of course his hotness is why Tom Brady is so good at football! Duh.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

These were too funny!

Betty said...

The last story is my favorite! I laughed so hard I cried the first time I read it. The hubby asked me what was so funny...I told him just BUB and Fabulous But Evil, you wouldn't understand...

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