Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The day I gave my brother a complex.

I am the oldest of four children.
Two girls, two boys.
And I firmly believe it is my job to give them all a hard time.
It builds character.
That's what the oldest child is for.

One of my brothers is your typical teenage kid.
His interests include:
Working out.
Showing off his muscles.
Girls.

Over the holiday, he was flaunting his muscles, as usual.
I playfully punched his stomach.
He responded with, "Oh I'm sorry.  Did my abs hurt your hand?"
I couldn't pass the opportunity.
"Oh, you think your stomach is hard?  Try mine."

He laughed, thinking that a pregnant stomach is squishy.
It's not.

"Holy cow!  Are you flexing?!"
"Nope.  I bet my stomach is harder than yours."
"No way."
"Family vote?"

The pregnant belly won by unanimous vote.  
And my brother hasn't left the gym since.

16 comments:

Michelle said...

LOL you are too much! Glad your prego belly won out! :)

Amber Watson said...

Hahaha...that is too awesome.

tara said...

I don't think I've ever touched a prego belly. Weird.

Lil' Woman said...

Haha....and he won't even be able to achieve the hardness that your belly will become :)

Ashlee Miller said...

Haha point Heather/brother none. I agree with you it is the eldest job to give the younger siblings a hard time.

Rach said...

It's so weird how hard your belly get's when your preggo. Actually, pregnancy is all together weird.

Katie said...

That is too funny! I remember when I first learned pregnant bellies were hard - it was weird, but now it totally makes sense. A lot of stretching going on in there.

Amber said...

Older sisters gotta keep the younger sibs in line!

Jules said...

hahaha. that's funny. And yea- I'm surprised at how hard your belly is!

Amanda said...

Hahaha amazing! I love that you won. When are we going to see some baby bump pictures anyways? Hint, hint ;)

Christina said...

Hahahah! That's awesome. I'm the oldest of three. It's totally our job to mess with them!

Chelsea @ {twotwentyone} said...

Hah! Silly boys.

Vicki said...

LMAO! This is great!!! :)

Erin said...

HAHAHA, that's hysterical.

Aubrey S. said...

I really think that if we lived near each other, we'd be best friends. One of these days, I will use that on my little brother (who is currently 19 and know everything).

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Aw!! Poor guy, he's probably freaking out!!

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