Wednesday, November 9, 2011

They're Out There...

The crazies, I mean. 
And no, I'm not talking about the creeper that stole one of my engagement pictures and posted it as her own on Facebook last week...

I love seeing how people find my blog.
Even when it's a little creepy.
Because most of the time, it's funny.

So here are my favorite keyword searches this month:

  1. "I figured out why you and me get along so well.  You know more than you say and I say more than I know."  I actually don't have a clue how this search lead to my blog.  I will assume, however, that I'm the one that knows more than I say.  Right??
  2. "I realized I'm taller than him."  This obviously lead to the Jonathan Taylor Thomas post I did.  And I'm glad- it was a very traumatic time for 12 year old me to realize I was taller than my dreamboat.  I'm sure some little girl is going through the same thing with Justin Beiber right now.  I was there once too.  Life goes on.
  3. "St. Maarten Strip Club"  I find this search hilarious for a number of reasons.  But mostly because it lead you to this postAnd that, my friend, is priceless.  I hope it made you think of your girlfriend/fiance/wife and what they would think about your actions while on vacation.  
  4. "Blonde Naked Writer"  Once again, I'm not exactly sure how this search lead to me.  I assure you, I do all of my writing while fully clothed.  I am not an exhibitionist of any sort.  Also, I will have a pregnant belly soon.  And pregnant bellies kind of freak me out.  So I'll be keeping that thang covered.
  5. "UndercoverMariges.co.uk" Okay, I have a couple questions...First, why do you need to keep your "marige" undercover?  Pregnant?  Eloping?  I'm just curious...Second, does the UK include a spelling test in their application to obtain a marriage license?  I hope not, for your sake...

22 comments:

Ashley said...

This entire post cracked me up... And then it just reeeeally freaked me out. Also, someone posted your engagement pic as theirs? Lady, you might want to hire a bodyguard! Bless your heart... lol

whit said...

lol I love these. I have a special place in my heart for St. Maarten strip clubs.

And I hope you don't have any more weirdos coming to your blog because of it.

Ashlee Miller said...

Haha I love this post! Goes to show you can search for anything on Google!

jennie said...

Poached engagement pictures on someone ELSE's facebook? Too strange!

Jules said...

What kind of secret blog are you running for all these things to be directed at you?!

on another note- the engagement pic you found on faceboook- was it Rachel?! remember when she used to steal our pictures and put them in her albums as 'my friends'?!

allenaim photography and design said...

too TOO funny!

Ashleigh said...

those are extensive searches! like a full on sentence! blonde naked writer- i die!

Meg O. said...

What a creeper stealing your pic!

HAHA.... love the keywords...

Cole said...

Wow, people do find your blog in completely random ways! Perhaps I should be checking my google analytics to see if I'm even half as interesting as you!

Gameday Stylist said...

Lol! That is so creepy that someone used your photo for their facebook profile pic. eek!

- Sara @ Gameday Stylist
www.gamedaystylist.com

Claire Kiefer said...

This is pretty hilarious, and reminds me to look at my keyword searches. I forget I can do that! And it inevitably leads to some funny stuff :)

Leeann @ Join the Gossip said...

LOL I recently started tracking (aside from Google Analytics) and am having a ball with the random stuff I get found for. For example, I was a sugar skull for Halloween. Now I keep getting found under Google Images as "creepy little girl in black and white makeup" LOL WTF?

Kasey said...

hahahaha! I just died. I haven't seen anything too strange for my blog but I guess maybe it's because I'm relatively new? I don't know. But I sure do love reading other posts about how people found their blog.

Sarah E. said...

Bahhahahaha.

That is too funny!

Christina said...

Hilarious! Really, really creepy that someone swiped your photos though!

tara said...

LOL. these are good ones! need to check mine. they always give me a good laugh!

Chelsea @ {twotwentyone} said...

Hah! Hilarious. I haven't gotten any fun search keywords... yet.

Amber said...

People are freaks, seriously.

Wiz said...

How did you ever find that someone used your engagement pictures! Crazy!

Courtney B said...

Last week I got one that said: I'm going to kill myself, I need help.
1- I was sick to my stomach after reading that. Wish I could've helped whoever needed it.
2- Why the crap did my blog pull up in that search??

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Oh my gosh! Someone took your photos and posted them as their own?! That's crazy!!! Like who does that.

Miss Lindsay said...

By posting about blonde naked writer won't this attract more? haha! I love seeing the search terms people get. I wish I had some good ones!

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