Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Nursery Thoughts


Thoughts...

  • That's the size of my house.  I assume our play dates will be at your casa, Beyonce?
  • How do you just 'add on' 2,200 square feet to your Tribeca apartment?  I'm guessing you had to buy out one of your neighbors.  That couldn't come cheap.  Well, to me.  I imagine it's pocket change to you and HOVA. 
  • I love you B, but do you think that's a little excessive?  You know your baby won't take up THAT much room?  He/she won't be born WITH platinum records.  Those come later.  That's why Baby BUB won't have a basketball goal in his/her nursery.  Can't dunk right out of the womb.
  • Does that include a nanny's quarters?  If so, can I borrow one of your nannies on weekdays?  Come on, we both know you'll have a couple.  You can spare one.
  • While you're sharing, wanna send your nursery decorator by my place?  Pretty please?

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and...

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22 comments:

tara said...

Baby BUB deserves the best. I suggest you get to work on that 2200 sq ft add on pronto!

Michelle said...

2200?!?!?! Wow. That is freakin huge. I know your baby suite will be at least 3000.

And I will be your live in nanny. Beyonce can hire someone else.

The Miskell Family said...

Haha, thats funny! Hurry up Dec so we will know what color you will be painting baby mccain's nursery :)

Camille said...

Dannnnng! That's HUGE! I wonder why she thinks their baby needs so much space...

Ashleigh said...

that's BIGGER then my house... and ridiculous. geez... Leighton didn't even sleep in her nursery for the first 5 months... ah, to be rich. Baby BUB will have the perfect nursery that works for all of you!! xoxo

ImarriedAtexan said...

Wow that's bigger then my current 2 bedroom apt... I can live there and she wouldn't notice!

Kasey said...

That is just ridiculous. I wouldn't even know what to do with a 2200 sq ft nursery! Then again, I'm not rich and can't hire people to figure it out for me. ;-)

Rebekah said...

WHO needs that big of a nursery?? That would be almost 2 of my houses. Haha what all would you FILL it with? I can't wait to see what Baby BUB's nursery ends up looking like! :)

Shellsea said...

This post was hilarious, that nursery will be bigger than my house! Lucky kids ;-)

Jessica Renee said...

Yeah that's totally bigger than my house. Totally freaking ridiculous! I guess when you have that much money, you gotta find a way to spend it right? :p

Maura said...

ahaha that's wayy bigger than my apartment!

Ashlee Miller said...

2200 sq feet?!?!? OMG that is 3 of my apartments. Wow I would die to have a bedroom that size!

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Seriously? That's crazy. My baby was lucky to get his own room let alone his own HOUSE!

Jules said...

That's insanity and bigger than my whole entire house! Color me jealous of B's baby.

Jules said...

yea- that's quite large. I wondered how they can extend to their apartment. it's not like they can just BUILD a room next to the building, ya know?! maybe they can, they certainly can afford it.

you should ask her for some decorating tips....

Chelsea @ {twotwentyone} said...

Uh, yeah when I read that I thought,
"that's bigger than my house". Forget about bronze, I wonder how many shoes this baby will have dipped in platinum.

Lil' Woman said...

That is ridiculously excessive.....wow!

Fashion Meets Food said...

Seriously I was shocked when I read this how insane!!!

xo

Mommyblogger said...

Just seems that money could be better spent somewhere else! I used to work for a lawyer who actually put heated floors all throughout his house when he found out his wife was pregnant! SERIOUSLY- I didn't even know they made such a thing LOL

WhimSea Designs said...

Hilarious post...yet so true!! Thanks for stopping by my blog today and Congratulations, girlfriend! You're soon approaching your second trimester so hopefully all the blahs will be fading away all too soon. xo

daniela said...

umm HIGHLY excessive. Just one more reason to continue disliking this couple. Also why i'm liking the BUBs, you're realists -not going to be dunking out of the womb! LOL :)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

I just think it's crazy! I love Beyonce but I really think that's a little excessive. I mean a whole homeless family could live in there and then some!

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