Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Application

Does your guy like to go out with the guys and get a little rowdy?
Do you sit at home wondering whether he's in jail  dead in a ditch behaving?
Well, do I have a solution for you!


For the low cost of $19.99, you'll receive a packet of 100 applications!*
And if you order today, I'll throw in a second packet free.**

Or you could right click and copy the image.  That's totally what I'd do.

*That's a lie.  I will send you nothing.  I'm far too lazy to make these packets.
**Also a lie.  I will keep any money you send me.  You've been warned.

23 comments:

Jessica said...

Hahaha that's amazing! Thanks for sharing :)

whit said...

i like the stripper clause! the ladies of st maarten {home of three strip clubs within 20 min. of each other} thank you. lol.

Miss Chelsea said...

hahah hilarious!

Ashlee Miller said...

HAHA this is hysterical!

Rebekah said...

Oh my gosh, I'm dying! This is hilarious!

Katie said...

Hysterical! The stripper clause is the best. LOL

Ally said...

Hahah, that is hilarious!

Meg O. said...

Oh, Heather. How I love you so. This is too funny!

Amanda said...

hahaha! that's hysterical! i love it

daniela said...

O.M.G. I cannot wait to present the boyfriend wih this next time he plans on going out wih he guys just to see his face. I'm roflmfao alreadyyyyy! Haha

Amber said...

That reminds me of the stuff the knockknock.biz sells. They sell quirky/off beat/funny things like that LOL

Lindsey @ Running Down A Dream said...

So the stripper clause? Definitely not needed in this house. He's been warned that strippers = divorce! haha

Lou said...

hillarious!!

Amber said...

Love this! I totally get the wondering if he's too drunk/in a ditch when he's out with the boys!

tara said...

I think J and B need to fill this out every time they hang out!!!

Lindsey said...

HAHA! I love it!

meghan said...

Hahaha!! This is hilarious!! I wish he would actually fill one out about the what time not to exceed. He loves being vague about where he's going and what he's doing (even though he only goes out once every few months) because he thinks his plans are going to be really cool. Usually they end up fairly lame and I kid with him about how amazing it was supposed to be. Ha.

Megan said...

Hahaha. This is seriously funny!!

Miss Lindsay said...

Shut. Up. I'm dying!!!

Cassie said...

Love this, to cool!

I'm a new follower, looking forward to catching up to your blog!

http://aprincessandhersoldier.blogspot.com/

Kristine said...

This is amazing. You are amazing. :)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Oh my gosh!! I love this!!! I need to print this out pronto!

KY said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am getting married in July, I think I should supply this little piece of paper to my fiance for his bachelor party!! Hahaha I can't stop laughing, this is great!

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