Monday, August 1, 2011

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Oh, The Office...how I miss you!

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What's your favorite Office quote?

27 comments:

brynn. said...

“would I rather be feared or loved? easy, both. i want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”--michael scott.

office=favorite.show.ever.

jennie said...

"Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." - Jim

Jessie said...

I love everything Office. Around here, "Boom. Roasted." and "That's what she said" are common phrases used multiple times a day by every family member.
<3

Domesticated-Bliss said...

I have an office quote a day calendar on my desk - here's today's:

"Hey there. Dwight Shrute, here. Listen, would you be interested in restocking on paper? Yeah, I could sure use the money. My cousin came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus. Oh it's just horrific. The doctor says he's never seen it beard so quickly." - Dwight!

Mrs. Monologue said...

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. "

Oh and of course, "that's what she said"

Amber said...

One of my FAVE shows. Hands down. I love the quote about being afraid of how much they love me - people have already said that. Of course, "that's what she said" is added to everything I say (if it fits) and I love the one where Jim tells us plan A & B on the wedding episode. I died!

Laura said...

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.-MICHAEL

And my roommate wants to meet everybody. I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real-JIM

Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of Oklahoma in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey, the mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that... I was good-DWIGHT

Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ahh to be in your shoes. What's next, you're probably wondering. Don't be scared of your night in heaven...!

Now I want to go home and watch re-runs

Ashleigh said...

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead. -dwight

too many awesome quotes to choose from, but i like this one!

Ashleigh said...

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, "Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead." Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion, you're dead. -dwight

too many awesome quotes to choose from, but i like this one!

krista.nicole said...

"Dwight, you ignorant slut!" -Michael

The office is the best show ever. For my birthday my friends got me a license plate frame that says 'Bears. Beets. Battlestar galactica.' Probably the most amazing gift I've ever received.

Meg O. said...

Gosh I love the Office!! Do you follow Rainn Wilson (the actor who plays Dwight) on Twitter? He's hilarious!

Jenna said...

These made me laugh! Thank you for that! Happy Monday :)

Neely said...

I hate to say it but I dont watch the office!

Rebekah said...

Haha, OH goodness. Dylan and I watch that show ALL. the. time. For real. I have so many favorites but my absolute favorite is

Michael to Dwight-You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.

Anna said...

Anything Dwight EVER says. Lol

Have you ever seen the British office? The awkwardness literally makes me SQUIRM.

MrsV said...

Tapped in to the ole' DVR to get a quote, we LOVE that show! Here goes:

"There were these huge bins of clothes, and everybody was rifling through them, like crazy, and I grabbed one. And it fit. So I don't think that this is totally just a women's suit. At the very least it's bisexual." ~ Michael Scott

Jamie @ The Yellow Brick Road

rach. said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! i'm dying.


love, rach.
www.so--hi.blogspot.com

Shannon said...

i never got into the office! ahhH!!! i hear it's a major fail on my part!

Meghan said...

OMG. I love The Office, and even though it's cliche, I can always go for a "That's what she said" joke!

Mrs. WASP said...

Anything that Andy says! His character is completely adorable!!

Michelle said...

I do not watch the office. Is this why you don't send me things in the mail like you do Amber?

I finally have you figured out.

:)

And you calling her a hoecake just cracks me up like no other!!!

Wiz said...

LOVE the office! The only quote that comes to mind is when its take your kid to work day and one of the kids continues to call Dwight "Mr. Poop!"

There are much better quotes but thats the one that comes to mind!

itsprettyawkward.com said...

Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Kiley said...

one of the best shows ever.

follow rainn on twitter if you don't! best decision i made all year, haha!

Ashley said...

Haha! I love it! I've only watched The Office a few times, but Dwight is hilarious!

Brandi @ Home Team Dreams said...

I LOOOOOVE The Office! I have every season on DVD. It's the best!

My favorite line is from the episode when Jan and Michael had the dinner party together, They get into a fight and Jan throws a Dundie at Michael new TV, he says: "That is a 200 dollar plasma TV you've just killed. Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a month plus benefits salary babe!" Lol. One of my favorite episodes.

New follower by the way! :)

Michelle said...

I've sadly never watched The Office! I know so many people who love it and I love Steve Carell, just never got into it.

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